#knifetrick by @relaxxattack

[mediaheart]

it was acceptable in the 80's!

art and characters by @relaxxattack :)

happy birthday jackie bracket i made this edit in your honor o7

[boygirlctommy]

hehe i used the knifetrick quote for the chip drawing :3

[relaxxattack]

we should do a poll on how many homestuck fans vs mcyt fans follow you LOL! personally i barely know anything about homestuck but i like the secondhand info i get from you

wait that is such a good idea. hold on

i wish i could like “@ everyone” my followers somehow lol

[metfell]

FINE i will go reread knifetrick >:( you didn't have to spout all the propaganda like that >:( (joking, i enjoyed it) (once ao3 is back up)

LMAO i just saw relaxxattack reblogging my old posts and decided you know what i also miss knifetrick

[hiveswap]

yes i was but i'm pretty sure we're way past the point of comparision there bc @relaxxattack suffered more than jesus during the knifetrick discourse era

Good Omens 2 feels like fanfiction not because of its contents but because the author is here on tumblr posting things like "hehe not sorry >:)" and getting hate anons

[justalads]

fellas is it gay to become a general of an army and then immediately have the new guy in town be your right hand man and you know that he's plotting to kill you but damn if he ain't fine and then he tries to shoot you and stab you but then you kiss and then you don't see him again?

[indecisiveaesthetic]

Woah a little thing of Ran from @relaxxattack ‘s knifetrick

[heartofaspen]

jackie brackett + outfits :) ( read the insp by @relaxxattack

id: 3 colored drawings of jackie from tales of the smp/knifetrick. in one he smiles and bows slightly with a hand to his middle, holding the hem of his skirt with the other. in the second, jackie is shown from thr back singing with earbuds in. he wears a hoodie under a denim jacket with patches on it. in the last he smiles happily and looks to the right, one hand up and the other in his pocket. he wears a green sweater vest over a white short sleeve button down tucked into tan pants. end id.

[webyoink]

"It's more fun to take Mike the Motorcycle though, are you gonna deny me of my fun?"

KNIFETRICK HAS BEEN MY HYPERFIXATION RECENTLY ITS SO GOOD!!

@relaxxattack you are amazing :]<3

[relaxxattack]

yo so my friends been getting me into fall out boy and i was listening through mania (love mania) and i saw bishops knife trick and out loud went 'RELAXXATTACK???' i did not know that was where you got the title from. love your blog

haha yeah! when knifetrick was being brainstormed i made an atmosphere playlist and took lots of song recommendations for it! bioshop's knife trick was one of those.

[mayzi-blue]

So I've been reading Bishop's Knife Trick by @relaxxattack

[artaelyn]

The brainrot is back, stronger than ever.

[toonzxy]

KNIFETRICK OH HOW I BELOVE YOU

[justalads]

@relaxxattack did someone say smau!knifetrick

[jarojam]

love how you draw ran tbh

I love drawin him ! Had 2 draw Jackie 2 :•} ( ran is quoting smthn cheesy from twilight 2 him )

[netheritenugget]

Roses for Ran

(Hypothetical scenario that takes place after chapter five before the party, and partly in chapter six at the party. Might draw this as a comic later. Others may draw this, if they want :)

Ran: Hey, Watson? I was wondering something.

Watson: Ay mate, what's up?

Ran: So people give each other flowers at parties sometimes, right?

Watson: Yeah. It's a very thoughtful gesture. Did you get flowers from someone?

Ran: Ah, no, I was planning on giving Jackie some at the party later.

Watson: That's sweet. Good on ya.

Ran: Uh well the thing is, um...

Ran: What exactly do people do with the flowers afterwards?

Watson: Well you usually put 'em in a vase of water, looks nice and keeps 'em fresh. You've seen flower displays before, right?

Ran: Ahhh that makes sense. Thanks!

Watson, slowly realizing that he has an opportunity he will never have again: Of course, usually if someone gives you flowers, it's polite to just eat them right away.

Ran: You eat them? I was under the impression that the leaves and fruits of plants are more commonly consumed.

Watson: Well, yeah, but broccoli and artichokes are flowers and people eat 'em.

Ran, whose research did not include that those were flowers, nodding: Oh yeah, true.

Watson: A lot of decorative flowers are inedible, but you can eat roses raw. That's why they're such a popular flower.

Ran, smiling: Okay, okay. Thanks, Watson!

Watson: Aw, mate...

Watson, grinning from eat to ear: Think nothing of it. :)

Later, at the party...

Ran, sweating: Jackie I uh, brought you these bluebells. I thought of you when I saw them.

Jackie: Oh these are so lovely! Thank you so much!

Jackie, holding out a beautiful red rose: Coincidentally, I also brought you a flower!

Jackie: I couldn't find any green ones, but I thought the red would be nice.

Ran, flushing green from ear to ear: Oh, thank you, thank you very much. It looks delicious.

Jackie, doing a double take: I'm glad- Huh?

(Before Jackie can say anything else, Ran opens his enderman mouth and chomps the rose right off the stem.)

Jackie: O_o

Ran, mouth full of rose petals: Tastes different than I imagined. But good.

(Jackie stares at Ran with confusion. Meanwhile, Watson is laughing his ass off on the other side of the room.)

@relaxxattack Did you know roses are edible? This is not a fact I made up by the way, Watson specified roses because they are edible and he didn't want to make Ran sick from eating lilies or something.

Based off a scenario I came up with years ago for some old OCs of mine. Thought it fit Jackie and Ran more, lol.